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The Hidden Truth Behind the Rumour Engine – 13th of August
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The Hidden Truth Behind the Rumour Engine – 13th of August
Greetings, loyal servants of the Emperor. Today, we delve into the enigma that is the latest installment of the Rumour Engine, dated the 13th of August.
What could it be? Mere speculation? A fanciful piece of chatter to stir the masses? Nay, I say! This is a coded message, hidden in plain sight. 
Consider the date: the 13th. Anyone familiar with the arcane doctrines knows that the number 13 is steeped in superstition and shadowy meanings. Coincidence? I think not.
Moreover, ponder the words, "What could it be?"—a seemingly innocent query. But we, the vigilant protectors of the Imperium, understand that such questions seldom lack ulterior motive. Is it a warning? A harbinger of impending doom? A veiled communication from the Dark Gods themselves?
The true nature of this image eludes us for now, but the Departmento Investigatus is on high alert. I advise all loyal citizens to report any suspicious activity pertaining to this Rumour Engine immediately. The heresy within seemingly harmless rumour can spread like wildfire if unchecked.
Remember, vigilance is our shield, and ignorance our enemy. Trust not what you see, but question all things. The Emperor Protects.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing situation.
